there’s literally nothing stopping you [from doing this thing that costs money]

people with money. only people with money

travelling the world, “dropping everything” and moving to another city/state/country, majoring in your liberal arts interest of choice, applying/going to your dream college/university, buying your dream house, working at your dream job, cultivating/building/guiding your own dreams, dreaming. living.

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mattbellamymuseofspace:

flying—blue—box:

stewie-just-said-that:

i-only-know-fandoms:

dfw-cub:

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!

What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in it so it looks like blood 

Woah, easy there Satan.

thats a horrifying idea but its brilliant

mattbellamymuseofspace:

flying—blue—box:

stewie-just-said-that:

i-only-know-fandoms:

dfw-cub:

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!

What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in it so it looks like blood 

Woah, easy there Satan.

thats a horrifying idea but its brilliant

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snailfart:

The cauldron spilled over.

Purple ombre / jelly sandwich, bottom —› top:

  • Zoya Miley
  • L’Oreal Lilac Coolers
  • L’Oreal Berry Nice
  • Max Factor Fantasy Fire
  • Kleancolor Chunky Holo Black

Orange swirl dry marble:

  • Sinful Colors Cloud 9
  • Sinful Colors Opal Glitter
  • NYC Purple Pizzazz Frost
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Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary:

thegirlwiththeleadarrow:

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theswinginsixties:

Showgirls backstage at the Tropicana, Las Vegas, 1960s.

theswinginsixties:

Showgirls backstage at the Tropicana, Las Vegas, 1960s.

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"What's the purpose of your visit?"

Haru and English part 1

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thegirlyoudontwanttomeet:

iseeavoice:

michichick:

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up war statistics

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up when the blender was invented

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I figure out how many times you can get shot without dying

“I’M A WRITER” I shout when someone uses my laptop and I left the page open to stab-wound references.

“I’M A WRITER!” I yell as I stare at a wall for hours instead of actually writing.

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dorian-blue:

cishits:

homestuckitten:

officialsouthpark:

i’m tired of having to misgender myself for paperwork

Actually, they’re asking what gender were you born with.

You’re actually not “born a gender”! You are assigned a gender at birth. Trans/non-binary people are trans & non-binary bcos they disagree with the gender they were assigned at birth.

This helps them to know what diseases and sicknesses you are most likely prone to get~! Some of these can be very lethal or serious, however, and so it is much better to tell them the information.

I’m studying to be a nurse & I can tell you that your gender is unnecessary for medical forms. We don’t need to know how you identify in order to treat you, other than to be able to use the appropriate language (like your pronouns, for example). If anything, the gender section should be a fill-in-the-blank with an additional space for your pronouns.

It is much more important for us to understand your body, & your genitals/physiology have nothing to do with your gender.

It would be okay to write your preferred gender in a little note beside your answer, but please, please do tell them what you were born as!

This is incredibly problematic, bcos you are essentially saying that trans men & trans women & non-binary people are not “really” the gender we say we are.

You are suggesting that we refer to ourselves as the gender we were assigned at birth, which can cause a lot of stress for trans/nb people.

You are asking that we misgender ourselves when gender has nothing to do with medication in the first place.

I am concerned for everyone’s safety who does this u-u~<3

Thank you for listening, and I hope you consider this~~~! c: 

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

How hard is it for a doctor to just ask for what they need?

"hmmm…. I wonder if the issue could be cervical cancer. /but I don’t know if my patient has a cervix. OH WAIT I CAN JUST ASK THEM. Hello patient, do you have a cervix?"

how fucking hard is that?

also cissexism in medicine kills trans people, cis people with atypical bodies, and limits scientific development.

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daisyazuras:

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

I agree.

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lunaobliviate7:

buttmanreturns:

tacticalfury:

#you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it

irony man

irony man

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lordofthewolves:

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

the passion of the christ

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patientlights:

Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months

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