#1: That post with you taking off the suit to reveal a dress? Stupid as fuck. #2: If you're a woman and want to be called She, you should shave. #justsayin-Anonymous
you didn’t like
when i took off the suit
and there was a dress underneath??
that sure is a shame because
wait hold on
i just did it again
which sort of implies
that your bullshit transmisogynistic opinions on how i dress and act mean ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND I’M STILL GOING TO DO WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT, SHAVE WHENEVER THE FUCK I WANT AND POST ABOUT IT WHENEVER THE FUCK I WANT
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT INCONSEQUENTIAL DS LITE HINGES LIKE YOU
OH NO I DIDN’T SHAVE MY ARMPITS
OR MY LEGS
AND I HAVEN’T EVEN SHAVED MY FACE IN A FEW DAYS
not that i need to justify shit to a creaky floorboard such as yourself, but i don’t shave partly because i don’t want to right now and partly because i have the most fucking sensitive skin of all time and i physically cannot shave regularly.
also, that post you said was stupid has like, a ton of notes, so
it says an awful lot that you try to dictate what somebody does with their face but don’t have the guts to show your own
betraying some of your own insecurities there maybe……. #justsayin ……………….. leave your jealous misogyny at the door
I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.
These are so fucking beautiful.
I freaking love old people.
IM SO TIRED OF ART OF FEMALE CHARACTERS IN WHICH THE SHIRT JUST MAGICALLY ADHERES TO THE UNDERSIDE OF THEIR BOOBS AND ALSO GOES BETWEEN CLEAVAGE
THAT IS NOT AT ALL HOW SHIRTS WORK PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOOD JUST GO LOOK AT A REAL LIFE GIRL AND NOTICE HOW HER SHIRT DOES NOT DO THAT
end the boob socks
my dad died from ALS when i was 3 years old. he was 36. my mom was 33. that was 30 years ago. now i’m the same age my mom was when my dad died. and there is still no cure for ALS.
this is what happens when you have ALS: your muscles slowly stop working, one part at a time….
my friends joining my fandoms
this is so true it hurts
aph russia laying down the law
This was my shit
this is still my shit
How do you deal with the universe?-Anonymous
well one day i realised that i’m never gonna rule the universe and i’m too small to change all of it but what i can do is make some people happy in this tiny corner of it and ultimately that’s the most amazing thing anybody in the whole universe could ever do
"I miss dinosaurs."
"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."
"But I miss them.”
"It’s not the same."
"I know. I’m sorry."
"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"
"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."
"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"
"Yeah, that sounds better."
"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"
"I don’t see why not."
"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”
"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."
"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."
"You got it, evolution. Anytime."
a genre-aware white haired anime boy that dyes his hair in protagonist colours in an attempt to avoid his tragic fate
LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE
HOW HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS YET
OH HONEY ;_____;
I HAVE TO GO PET MY DOG
Photos by Caitlin Thomas Photography.
So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?
I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.
I love it!
If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.
But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.